Paper finished
It's finally over.
The tyranny that has dominated my life for so long, has finally fallen. I shall never again see the outline of its Bastille darken my door again ... no more pain, no more suffering, no more damned editing for stupid dependent clauses and unnecessary "that"s.
I finally finished my history paper.
Never again will I type the words "Equal," "Rights," and "Amendment" in direct succession. Never again will I read sit for hours at my desk plowing through some Jstor article I don't understand. Never again will I sit in my desk and slave away at a keyboard and moniter, and leave only to see the red markings on my page send me back.
At least, not until my next quarter paper.
JB
Pat -- dictionary.com lists 21 definitions for "clean." Here's the one I think you're looking for:
12). Fit for all readers, listeners, or audiences; not ribald or obscene: a clean joke.
posted by Jack @ 8:41 PM
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13 Comments:
No comments? What Is going on?
Usually by 5:30 I've already deleted at least 3...
JB
LOL. I guess they get it.
Well, the definition of clean was quite nice.
I'm a perfectionist, too like that. Well, most ARML ppl are.
Good thing I don't have quarter papers persay!
Binder uou wanna get CRUNK?
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Liz,
I hate to say it, but there is nothing to get. We are all second semester seniors who share one common love for the boy wonder that is Binder.
Should we be doing our homework instead of posting here? Hell no! Believe it or not, we are going to college.
Ben...
Sry, can't I'll be in St. Louis.
I'll be back mondy afternoon.
JB
Damn. Well, have fun in St. Louie. Watch out for the nellies. We can have a play in game for you on monday night or tuesday. We'll hook you up, don't worry.
Yo Liz, what the fuck! Binder is a phenom you will never understand. He rules the school. All bow before him. I suggest you do so before he destroys you with his superior intellect. And JB, there is plenty of time over break. Maybe Liz can come get crunk with us.
I'm down. Liz we aren't mean or crazy we just love jon binder more than a fat kid loves cake, and we know some fat kids who really love cake. Come learn what Lil' Jon (the rapper, not Binder) was talking about.
Patrick that is an excellent idea, Liz on behalf of the schnap a dap senior of OPRF i would like to formally invite you and Binder (If he ever gets his shit together) to a BP tourney at spencers. We'll give you the info. P.S. Gavin if you're out there i exten the opposite invitation to you, if you talk anymore smack i will have to beat you to death with a pencil and nothing more. LOVE YA JB
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